Respectfully submitted for your perusal – a Kanamit. Height: a little over nine feet. Weight: in the neighborhood of three hundred and fifty pounds. Origin: unknown. Motives? Therein hangs the tale, for in just a moment, we're going to ask you to shake hands, figuratively, with a Christopher Columbus from another galaxy and another time. This is the Twilight Zone.
 
 Cook up your favorite foods, whoever or whatever it is that you like to serve, and keep your clothes clean while wearing this To Serve Man apron.
 
 Thanks to this embroidered apron you don't have to worry about keeping your clothes clean when cooking! The neck loop and long ties, two front pockets, and intricate embroidery in front all come together in an eye-catching and comfy accessory that'll make you long for more time in the kitchen.
 
 • 70% polyester/30% cotton
 • Adjustable neck loop and long ties
 • Two front pockets
 • Fabric weight: 9.0 oz
 
 
 Inspired by The Twilight Zone, the Tower of Terror, To Serve Man, Rod Serling, and SyFy